Two arsonists have been arrested.
One is a bloke who've been trying for years to be a volunteer of
the CFA but have been refused everytime. He's said to love
candlelight and thunderstorms, and his ex g/f had a dog called "Mr
Pyro". His name has been released, but his FB profile taken
off and his address and photo are not released for fear that people
will damage his property. Like WTH... did HE give a damn
about the properties and lives of all those victims?
The second, SURPRISE... is a VERY PREGNANT mother of
seven. She's been caught by two CFA
firemen lighting a fire with her children left in the car,
witnessing her deeds. 
All seven children have now been removed from
her custody and two of them are prosecuting witnesses to her
misdeeds. She's apparently lit a few fires, not just one, and
once, she lit a cardboard piece, flung it out of her car window,
and used accelerants to help fuel the flames! Each time, her kids were witnesses because
they were in her car! WTH!!! She must be one of those ladies
who go on having children from different fathers just so she can
collect $$ from the govt and live off it without having to lift a
finger to work.
